Philip Hedley, Kind & Friendly, Tub 2008

Verse 1

Tub Philip Hedley, This is your medley, This will be your big day,

So drop your spade and raise the flag, Let no-one get in your way.

Tub Philip Hedley, Time to get ready, We`ll see you in the square,

There`s a Sod to Snog, Tequilla to Sup, Follow on if you dare.

Chorus

Philip Hedley, Kind and friendly, we all think that he`s great,

The Bronzed Adonis, nice and honest, Tub 2008.

Philip Hedley, Kind and friendly, We all think that he`s grand,

The folks frae Copshaw have voted him the finest Tub in the land.

Verse 2

He likes a pigs cheek, He had one last week, He`ll bring one round to your house,

A bar-b-que, He`s done a few, He`s also eaten a mouse.

We used to call him Pablo, The taxis were no joy,

He wears a Stetson at his work, Don`t call him a Cowboy.

Chorus

Verse 3

You know the Tub`s Chase, Well its not a race, So Philip try to refrain,

From going to fast or it will be your last ride out with Flake Helen-Jane.

If you get ill when biking up the hill, Then smile and try to be brave,

No need to cry, Because if you die, then he will dig you a grave.

Chorus

Instrumental

Chorus x 2

Words by I&L Nichol

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